Last Sunday (March 1) Pastor Tim of Liquid Church discussed love languages as part of the “Heat” series that has happened at Liquid recently.

He discussed the most “erotic” thing he wore rubber gloves to help his wife with the dishes.  Pastor Tim said that his “service” around the house spoke to his wife’s love language, as made popular by writer Gary Chapman. You can see Pastor Tim’s message here.

So in the spirit of this allow me to offer the following photos.

Here is a picture of my wife and me back in…oh when was this…yes!  October…uh…2002! Yes! Sometime between Oct. 10 and the 31st.

(Kidding it was Oct. 19).

Well anyway, things have been a challenge recently, I lost my job, and the economy is in the tank. And my wife has been wonderful for me.

So I decided to tackle the refrigerator of doom!

(Yes, we like out magnets.)

So I removed all the shelves and this is was what I found…

And for all the fun, here is a better look at it.

I still have no idea what it is!

And I think this is one of the causes:

You can’t really tell, but the lettuce turned the same color as gravy and it had the same consistency thereof.

And…uh…well…

“Ew! Yuck!” I said. “I hadn’t been this grossed out since Great-Aunt Mine Ola experimented with Spandex!”

(Note: she has long since passed on.) 

So I got me a sponge:

To pardon the “Seinfeld” quip and in lieu of our Liquid Church topic, this job was definately “sponge worthy.” 

So I took out all the shelves and I took out all the food and cleaned them all and chucked what we did not need (the bag of salad from the previous photos and an old “Best of Barry Manilow” and threw them out).

And here it continues to disappear.

Finally, I was able to get the shelves and some of the food back in so now the ‘fridge looks like this:

And here is what a clean fridge looks like :

And I look forward to a clean fridge, a cleaner kitchen and a happier wife.

“Awesome!”

Have a great day!

Here is a link to an interview I conducted with her.

http://www.cosmicbooknews.com/mjpehlinterview

Enjoy!